From the Desk of Randy Russell
Chief Romance Officer and Senior Vice President
– Sales & Marketing



“Hi. My name is (“Your Name Here”) and I am addicted to Couples Resorts.”

The first few days back to everyday life feel like someone has placed a weight on your chest making breathing just a little laborious, your smile fades, you are unable to concentrate at work, the therapeutic effect of your last Salty Dog or Red Stripe has worn off and, as if to rub salt in the wound, the enchanting sounds of the tree frogs at night are but a faint memory. On the bright side, your circle of friends and family comment how you are noticeably more in love with your wife, husband, or significant other.

We acknowledge our responsibility in creating such strong emotional connections that you enlist the help of family and friends to get through the withdrawal of leaving your Couples Resorts home. Often, this involves sharing details of your visit on the message board and showing everyone your award-winning photographs. You recount the sun-swept days on the beach and the billowing red flag you stuck in the sand, the intimate private dinner on the beach, the His and Her massage, and the smiling faces of staff members who made your stay so memorable.

While the symptoms are easily recognizable, regrettably – or should I say “thankfully” – there is no known cure for your addiction. Yes, the Message Board provides temporary relief when the pangs of withdrawal become too severe to suffer alone. After years of exhaustive research, our experts have concluded that you will build up your tolerance only after several more visits.

Jamaica’s advertising slogan is “Once You Go, You’ll Know.” Your friends and family can only imagine – even though you won’t stop talking about it – how your stay at Couples was so rejuvenating, memorable and addictive. Keep talking to them. Once They Go, They’ll Know Too!

Thank you for making us the success we have become.

Luv n Life,


Randymon